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Your writing isn’t nearly as “creative” as you think it is

ouch, vegan rabbit, for a vegetarian, you drew blood with that one.

“Probably the weirdest blog I’ve encountered so far.”  Thank you Huy Le.  Your mate cannot aspire to be good, but he aspires to be noticed for something.  (Anything?  There’s a damning admission.)

Your mate my mate Joe Chip tries to leave comments as he moves across the blogospheriumacle, picturing himself as a cute pink and white bunny hopping randomly across the place, leaving dainty droppings as he goes.  No, wrong image.  The comments of strangers keeps him going, so he figures his comments might be a tiny dot on someone else’s exclamation mark.  Its nice to know other people are out there and read your stuff.  He accepts that we are all different, but doesn’t that just liven things up?

crazyma123 said “So, I’ve taken that you’ve eaten a rat? Does it taste like chicken? I’ve read your post and a lamb with six legs will not be served on my table!   But as far as there being an “animal seed” to grow animals in our backyard is imaginary and quite GROSS!”  And a fair comment it was, too!
veggiegrl commented:  “I don’t think I could do your detox, you are more hardcore than I am.”  (Thank you veggiegrl, the things you could have said!)
Hardcore!  And GROSS!  Now we are getting somewhere.
“Cory” (who was linked to nothing, and therefore may actually be Skynet) accused your mate of homophobia because your mate has a blog entitled “Not Trevor”, which by definition must be contrary to “The Trevor Project”, which despite his omniscience, your mate had never heard of.  Your mate wishes he had simply called his blog “Not some smarmy manipulative poo head”.  No doubt he would then have been accused of something else.
Your mate thoroughly enjoys his interactions with the blogospheriumacle, and given how stupid his posts are, he marvels at the generosity of others who respond with good humour.  For example,  a very nice person made much kinder comments than your mate deserves right here.Your mate thanks you all very much from the bottom of his imaginary heart.

About mymatejoechip

An attention seeking introvert, like Clark Kent.

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