“Ironic? No, just stupid.” Indeed
Never put other people’s eyes in your mouth, you never know where they’ve seen.
Hey, I’m a manly man*. I know its cool to suck on eyeballs and then crunch down and pop them so gunk flows out, but I confess, I just can’t do it. I can’t eat something that something else has been looking out. Except perhaps a window. But that’s for another post.
(However, it is ok to lick the blind. But not a window blind. Ironic? No, just stupid.)