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Former Australian Rupert Murdoch’s Australian cable network, Foxtel, declares “Elves Not Happy” (at .10)

EVERYONE KNOWS THAT RUPERT YOU IDIOT!  HAPPY IS A DWARF.  Fool.

And I have no idea what the hell is going on with this German Grammar from the BBC.  Timelords are apparently sending messages through the Book Depository website (I wonder if a Timelord sent a special message from the Texas Book Depository?  ‘cos in his latest opus, Stephen King proves that if JFK had lived, killer earthquakes would have ripped North America apart.  Lee Harvey Oswald is from Gallifrey.  Does that make Jack Ruby the Master?  Or a Dalek?  James Ellroy is going to have to rewrite American Tabloid.  O, if only he had stopped there!  O, why did he have to write those sequels?)

Sorry.  Do you want to hear me sing?

 

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An attention seeking introvert, like Clark Kent.

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